HTCPCP IYKYK: I Built a Browser Extension That Lets Dinosaurs Eat the Internet

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built Dinosaur Eats, a Chrome extension that sends a tiny pixel dinosaur onto any webpage and lets it eat the visible text line by line. Not paragraphs. Not sections. Rendered lines. It solves nothing. If anything, it introduces a new class of browser instability: active prehistoric content loss. Click the toolbar icon and the extension scans the page for readable text. A dinosaur walks in, lines up the shot, and starts chewing through the page one visible line at a time until the whole thing looks like it got caught in a small but highly motivated extinction event. Sometimes it’s one dinosaur. Sometimes it escalates into a full stampede. And because the challenge is HTCPCP IYKYK, I added a hidden protocol joke. If the extension is active and you type 418, the dinosaurs mutate into teapotsaurs. Type 814 and they switch back. That was the moment I knew the project had crossed from “browser prank” into “deeply respectf